How to be married to a general?
What woman doesn’t dream of marrying a general? That’s right, this is a real man, a strong and responsible person, you are behind him like a stone wall. Everything is so, but after work he is so tired and exhausted that at best he is no longer up to you, but at worst – he needs to be discharged by someone … Who, interestingly, guess?
How then to meet him? Any inaccuracy, especially an oversight – and you will be destroyed on the way, because to scandalize with it is as promising as resisting a nuclear explosion. Only one way out: to master the tools of a wise wife and meet her husband correctly. How? Of course, we’ll tell you.
First: your task is to receive instructions from the source. Oddly enough, this is usually not the most difficult task. Once, when your husband is full, satisfied and cheerful (suppose this is a day off or you are on vacation together), you find a reason and ask him the following question: “How do I meet you from work when you are tired? How can I help you?”.
Please note this question is simple, straightforward, not heavy and not long. Here you are not talking about your difficult feelings and feelings, do not load it with details and problems, you just need instructions: how to do it right. For a military man, this is more than understandable: any business is done according to the instructions. You ask – he will tell you something normal (normal for him). Excellent! You listen carefully, clarify if necessary, and record as much as possible.
If suddenly it later turns out that his instruction doesn’t suit him one evening, you do not make a complaint to him (God forbid!), But ask for the necessary clarifications. Gradually, with his help, you will figure it out.
Second: no matter what your husband tells you, you need to try out several life-tested options for how a wise and loving wife can meet her general. They are not complicated, check them, most likely some of this will definitely enter your arsenal.
The first is to confidently meet and calmly, but not suggesting a refusal, the tone to say politically: “Dinner is ready! My hands, now I will feed you. ” The military people treat the correct orders correctly.
If you don’t want to eat, you direct his thoughts and himself into a different direction: “Go take a rest, now I’ll come, I’ll do a massage!” Look at the situation, there are always possible options: “Maybe you should lie down now, relax? Lie down for 10-15 minutes, then take a shower. You know, after that it will immediately be easier! ”
The funniest ones can make small flags with such inscriptions: “Dinner!”, “Wife, disappear!”, “I want you to kiss me!” The husband comes, and you give him these three flags to choose from … As he says that he chooses – that’s right!
And the most loving and beloved can meet their husband and salute and report: “Comrade General! Beloved wife is ready to use! What will be the orders? ”
The military people perfectly understand the language of the teams, and the wife here behaves like the mistress of the house: she has the right to give such – correct, taking care of him – commands. Most likely, he will fulfill them with pleasure.
Well, one last note: a cheerful wife should meet your husband! No matter how tired you yourself are, your husband has come – you have joy! Right? In any case, you have no options: meet without warmth and joy, get a direct scandal. Therefore, the eyes are cheerful, the intonation is joyful, the face is pleased. This is the wife’s most important duty – to meet her husband with joy, and with such a wife a real general will quickly come to his senses!
By following these simple recommendations, you can soon become an indispensable woman for life. Beloved, who knows and knows how to do what her husband needs. And he will be attached to his beloved wife with thick, thick threads, and he will never leave such a thing.
And, of course, such a meeting will make the evening good, and the husband – happy!